That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
