that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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