Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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