do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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