dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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