I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Randomize
