I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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