oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.