If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.