You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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