i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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