just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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