My hand turned me down
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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