You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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