Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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