I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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