we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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