Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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