would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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