I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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