apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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