hotel room ftw
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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