I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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