White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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