i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
