YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
it was like eating out sand paper
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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