you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
