I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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