You really coming over, don't trick.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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