belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're like a lot better than the average bears
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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