You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize
