doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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