They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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