I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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