If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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