i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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