just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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