It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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