I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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