Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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