Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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