Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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