there's paper in my vomit.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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