Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize