not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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