I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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