It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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