Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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