Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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