careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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