I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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