if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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