In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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